Palakon se utha ke ye khwaab, Sajaaye hein kadamon mein tere Samhaal ke rakhna kadam, Kaheen kuchal na jaayen khwaab ye mere. Kiya kuch nahi hai aur, Jaagi hui aankon se sapne dekhen hein tere Jutaai hai daulat jo barson ki is mehnat se, Yehi nacheez khwaab hein mere. -Saket Jain Koun kahata hai ki Tajmahal banane ko daulat nahi milti ? Aree daulat to bahut milti hai, Par koi Mumtaj nahi Milti ! Aaare jalim tuzse acchi to woh sigaret hai ! Jo dil ko to jalati hai, Magar woh honton ke pas to aati hai ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .. Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ?? Aapne mere man se khela Aapne mere tan se khela Aapne mere dhan se khela Well played! well played! well played!! Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno movie chalen.... Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hai Are Bewafa, mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai?? Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........ Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...... Door se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...... Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil..... Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil..... Vishwas nahin hota to 'Chapaak' Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai... Kyon na use wahin rahne diya jaye... Main doobonga to sahara dega...... Kuch aur arz kiye hain..... Jawaab teri shayari ka.... Denge hum shayari mein.... Naam tera likh baithe hain.... Apne dil ki diary mein.... Kafan Mere Armano Ka Kaafi Rangeen Hein Chiten To Khoon Ke Hein, Zakham Sangeen Hein. Asman Roya Na Hawa Kuch keh Saki, Mere Aansuon Ki yeh Gawah Yeh Gili Zameen Hein. Unse Puche Agar, Kab Naseeb Hoga Humme Pyaar Tera, To Jawab Aata Hein, Jab Intezaar Kar Chuke Ho Itni Der To ek Zamana Aur Sahi. Unse Kahe Agar, Tere Bin Mar Jayenge Hum, To Jawaab aata Hein, "Qatil" Naam Diya Hein Sabne, To Ek qatal Aur Sahi. Unse Kahen Agar, Dil Na Tod, Gum Hein Bhaari, To Jawab Aata hein, Tu To Gumoh Ka Badshah Hein, Ek Gum Aur Sahi. Hein Chaand Tu Is Tarah Itrakar Na Dekh, Humne Bhi Kayee Chand Dekhen Hein Tummhe To Daag Hein, Humne To BeDaag Dekhen Hein. Mein Labve Shikvan Ko Seen Letan Hoon, Chand Ghadiyaan Yuhi Jee Leta Hoon, Magar Jise Samjoo Dost Ka Haath Uss Hath Se Zeher Bhi Pee Leta Hoon. Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein, Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein, Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein. Mera Din Teri Raat se Accha Hoga, Mera Kal tere Aaj se Accha Hoga, Magar Tum Jab shaadi kar ke Javo gi Tab Doli Mein Se Ghoonghat Utha Kar Dekhna Mera Zanaza Tumhari Barat Se Accha Hoga Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche, Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche, Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche, Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche. Kaun Kehta Hein Sharab Mein Nasha Hota Hein... Kaun Kehta Hein Sharab Mein Nasha Hota Hein... Sharab Mein Nasha Hota To Bottle Nahin Jhoomti. Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh, Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad, Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla. Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin Itne Zulm Seh Chuke Ho, Unme Ek Zulm Aur Sahi. Roshni.. Chand Se Hoti Hein, Sitaron Se Nahin, Mohobbat Ek Se Hoti Hein, Hazaron Se Nahin. Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar The, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Thi. Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib La, phawda mujhe de. Bhaisaheb, ek sher yaad aaya... Irshaad.. Arz kiya hai: Roarrrrrrr. Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Ki kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.
